nuttyjigs

[no longer active here but lowkey considering coming back someday HAHA I just occasionally return to access ancient relics in my sta.sh. In the meantime you can follow me on Twitter, IG, or Tumblr!]

YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP ON READING THIS. BUT YOU CAN.

My name is nuttyjigs. I have dark hair and dark eyes. I was not killed by anyone and I'm alive typing this right now. If you don't send this to 364 people in 3.9 seconds, I will appear from your closet while you're asleep and spray your face with ketchup. If you scream and someone comes, I'll spray their face with ketchup, too. THIS IS NOT TRUE. BUT THERE ARE CASE EXAMPLES ANYWAY.

CASE 1: aire73 received this message. She didn't believe it and condemned it to spam. That night, I sprayed her with ketchup but omg I couldn't stop laughing

CASE 2: I sent this message to myself. That night, I sprayed myself with ketchup, and I screamed. My parents ran into the room. I sprayed them with ketchup, too.

CASE 3: A potted plant received this message. It had no hands and couldn't send it, so I sprayed it with ketchup...wha